You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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