the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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