? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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