i think my tv is drunk
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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