I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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