New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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