11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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