Well apparently he's into motor boating.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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