No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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you had me at cake vodka
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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