I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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