Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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