I wanna bring you to show and tell
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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