When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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