I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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