Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she woke up with a sticky ear
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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