it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
worst night to have a conscience
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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