i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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