Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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