How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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