in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think I am morally bankrupt
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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