Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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