Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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