Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Your cock deserves a montage
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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