So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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