Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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