I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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