My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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