My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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