just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I wear drunk well.
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