You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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