Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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