I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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