whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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