We're like a lot better than the average bears
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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