dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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