Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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