Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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