your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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