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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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