do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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