Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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