My liver just broke up with me...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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