Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fence marks all over my body
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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