Having a random hookup so left but love u
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize