Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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