I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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