You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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