I'm jealous of your bromance
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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