Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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