o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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